Ethan Mollick @emollick

Hey, AI give me your best "Unless it is from X, its just sparkling Y" style joke": GPT-6 Pro: "Unless it comes from the Stockholm region of Sweden, it’s just sparkling employee engagement." Gemini 4 Argon High: "Unless it comes from the 3:00 AM region of staring at the ceiling, it’s not an existential crisis—it’s just sparkling anxiety." Opus 5.5 Max: "It’s only cognition if it comes from the Cognac region of France. Otherwise it’s just sparkling autocomplete."